A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest: I almost had an affair with another woman.
Priest: What do you mean, almost?'
Irishman: Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.
Priest: Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest who was watching, quickly ran over to him: I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!
Irishman: Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
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Priest: What do you mean, almost?'
Irishman: Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.
Priest: Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest who was watching, quickly ran over to him: I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!
Irishman: Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!
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