Some double meaning lines

Some double meaning lines we usually say on Holi
Main geeli ho gayi hoon
--Aur kahi pe dalo, bus muh pe mat dalna
-Kapde mat faado, main dalwa rahi hu na 
– Achha baba..lo dal hi lo
– Ek ek kar ke dalo yaar 
-Tel laga kar aana, warna nahi jaega
– yaar mere gubbare mein chhed hai
– tume meri pichkari pakdo, main tumhare gubbaroon mein hawa bharta hoon 
– Tumhari pichkari kisi kam ki nahi
- Tumhari pichkari mein force nahi ; Happy Holi..!!

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